I bet obese people swamped the company with sweaty, greasy interest.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Top 10 Technologies That Will Kill You # 9 Old Fashioned Nukes
One of the main issues of the turn of the century with hippies was their disdain for getting blowed the fuck up. I can see their point, but why spoil the fun for all the others? Stupid hippies.
Top 10 Technologies That Will Kill You # 8 Aubrey de Grey Overpopulates Globe
Aubrey de Grey is llike white ghandi only he takes medicines and doesn't rape children. probably, how esle would you explain his youthful vigor
Top 10 Technologies That Will Kill You # 7 Dieting (Classic SNL sketch)
A reduced calorie diet wille xtend your overall life by reducing your metastization quotient and now that-s the truth!
Top 10 Technologies That Will Kill You # 5 'Eco-Jail' Summercamp for Felons
the last time I went to camp with murderers I was in Montana and they didn't like what I had to say about it.
Top 10 Technologies That Will Kill You # 3 Robots 'Nuff Said
Robots stole my common empathy for my fellow man.
Top 10 Technologies That Will Kill You # 2 The Coming Plague of Asians
You laugh now. You won't be laughing soon.
Top 10 Technologies That Will Kill You # 1 Incubation, Hatchery, Innoculation, Growth Phase, McNugget
And we wonder why we all die of cancer.
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